Movies
25 films in the catalog. Each one a masterpiece of terrible cinema.
Batman & Robin
Batman and Robin try to prevent Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. Features 47 ice puns. We counted.
Battlefield Earth
In the year 3000, humanity is enslaved by tall aliens called Psychlos. John Travolta in dreadlocks leads one of the most expensive bad movies ever produced.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
A software salesman and a fashion model must survive a sudden onslaught of birds. Features GIF-quality bird animations that hover motionless before dive-bombing.
Catwoman
An artist murdered by her employer is resurrected with cat-like abilities. Halle Berry's basketball scene alone earns this film immortality.
Double Down
A genius computer hacker and former government agent lives in the Las Vegas desert with six laptops and a satellite dish mounted on his car. Neil Breen's directorial debut.
Fateful Findings
A computer scientist survives a car accident and discovers he has mystical powers that allow him to hack into government databases. Neil Breen's auteur masterpiece.
Gymkata
An Olympic gymnast combines gymnastics and karate to compete in a deadly game in a fictional country. There is a pommel horse in the town square. Nobody questions it.
Howard the Duck
An anthropomorphic duck from Duckworld is transported to Cleveland. George Lucas produced it. It cost $37 million in 1986 dollars.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Alien clowns land near a small town and begin capturing locals in cotton candy cocoons. Played with enough commitment to achieve genuine cult status.
Leprechaun
A murderous leprechaun terrorizes a North Dakota farm to recover his stolen gold. Features a young Jennifer Aniston in her film debut.
Manos: The Hands of Fate
A family gets lost and stumbles upon a mysterious cult. Made on a bet that anyone could make a horror film. The bet was technically won.
Miami Connection
A synth-rock band made up of orphan martial artists battles motorcycle-riding ninjas who control the cocaine trade in Orlando. This is not a parody.
Morbius
A biochemist with a rare blood disease attempts a cure that afflicts him with vampirism. Spawned the immortal meme "It's Morbin' Time" which does not appear in the film.
Over the Top
Sylvester Stallone plays a truck driver who attempts to bond with his son by becoming a champion arm wrestler. The hat-turning scene is cinema.
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Aliens resurrect the dead to stop humanity from creating a doomsday weapon. Ed Wood's magnum opus features cardboard sets, visible strings, and Bela Lugosi's final footage.
Reefer Madness
A cautionary tale about the dangers of marijuana that has aged into one of the funniest unintentional comedies ever made.
Samurai Cop
A cop with a legendary mullet and questionable martial arts skills takes on the Japanese Yakuza in Los Angeles. Every scene is a masterclass in what not to do.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is no one to give their children presents. The costume budget appears to have been eleven dollars.
Showgirls
A drifter arrives in Las Vegas to become a showgirl. A $45 million camp spectacular that won a record-breaking 7 Razzie Awards before being reappraised as high art.
The Giant Spider Invasion
Giant spiders from another dimension invade a small Wisconsin town. The "giant" spider is a Volkswagen Beetle covered in fur.
The Room
A successful banker's life crumbles around him as his fiancée begins an affair with his best friend. A melodrama of unprecedented sincerity and unmatched incompetence.
The Wicker Man
A sheriff investigates a missing girl on a mysterious island inhabited by a pagan cult. Nicolas Cage delivers what can only be described as a performance.
Tiptoes
Gary Oldman plays a little person — on his knees, in a $50 million movie — alongside Kate Beckinsale and Matthew McConaughey. It exists.
Troll 2
A family vacations in the town of Nilbog, where goblins (not trolls) disguise food to turn people into plants so they can eat them. Widely regarded as the best worst movie ever made.